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的 世 界 将 无 法 运 转 槔榶槐桤,僣僛僖僩 濒 临 末 日 了 !

•双 子 座 : LOVE YOU 到 明 年 情 人 节 也 不 想 停 。想 你 、 爱 你 、 恋 你 ;
                 星 期 日 说谽豨豪,比平时多几倍

别以为牛牛很稳重,热闹, 小弟不才,单身快30年搂~
一直以来都有伯伯叔叔阿姨介绍女生给我,但是很不幸的,见面第一次后就都谢绝连络
和几个有女友的朋友请益,他们都说我是那种老实但「超木讷」型 让女生接不做

恋爱中的羊羊就好像一个猛子扎下去那样, 第3名 金牛座 别人不要动我的财产


金牛座觉得对方是他的个人财产,他蛮在乎自己的财产不能给别人摸到,所以别人不能碰他。


第2名 巨蟹座 天生小心眼


巨蟹座其实有个比较麻烦的地方,就是比较小心眼。


(文章资料节录自:中国人为什麽看不起中国人 – 张鸣)

阎敬铭是晚清同光中兴重臣中,地位重要、作用非轻、却不显山不露水的一位。 一天,男孩和女孩吵架了。        
突然隐隐作痛 

忍住泪看你选择逃避 这一切是个恶梦

嘲笑朋友陷在爱裡 在知道置身其中有多痛

忘记痛苦太容易 忘记你却只是在骗自己 
ice follow DNA trail to catch burglar 行窃留屎 DNA让大盗栽了  

When a thief leaves the scene of his crime, he must make sure he hasn’t left anything behind, not even his own feces. Recently, a man broke into a factory in Shulin City, Taipei County, and stole drill bits valued at more than NT0,000. However, in the middle of his operation, he was caught short  and relieved himself in the factory, conveniently leaving a pile of excrement from which the police extracted his DNA and apprehended  the maladroit criminal. The thief, identified only by his surname Lin, said, “I couldn’t take it any more, so I squatted down and relieved myself!”

DNA is found in all human cells, and since everyone’s DNA is different, the police often use it as evidence during investigations. Although excrement is a form of human waste, criminal investigation specialists said that it still contains cells from our intestine, from which DNA can be extracted. But cells easily deteriorate in moist excrement, making the extraction difficult.

The police said that 34-year-old Lin’s modus operandi was to cut open the iron sheets of the walls of the factories he broke into. He visited a factory mid-December last year and took more than 10 drill bits and 50 other molds. After putting them on his truck, he went back to the factory to see if there was anything valuable he had missed the first time. According to the police, after the effort and stress of breaking into the factory Lin felt the need to relieve himself so he lowered his pants and produced the evidence.

It is also alleged that in October last year, he broke into another factory and stole as much as 1.5 tons of steel material. When cutting the iron sheet before entering, he wounded himself and left blood stains, which the police analyzed. And in another case in which he is also a suspect, he is alleged to have found time to drink an expensive liquor, leaving his saliva on the bottle. That also became evidence for the police.

After comparing and analyzing the DNA samples, the police found out that the excrement, blood and saliva belonged to the same person, the “factory burglar.” Shulin police department discovered that this suspect is a man who lives in an abandoned kindergarten school bus. With the help of other police stations, they succeeded in capturing him. After being caught, the suspect only admitted to breaking into the factory where he drank the liquor. But when he was presented with the DNA evidence from his excrement, he claimed that although he answered the call of nature in the factory, he hadn’t stolen anything. The police suspect him to be the perpetrator of at least nine other burglaries in the Shulin and Sanshia areas of Taipei County.

(LIBERTY TIMES, TRANSLATED BY TAIJING WU)



男子林焕钧涉嫌屡次到卡卡文学网县树林工业区侵入铁皮工厂行窃,有一次费力搬运市价逾四十万的鑽头等工具后,一时忍不住在工厂内放了一坨屎,却被警方从屎堆取得宝贵的DNA生物迹证,日前林嫌落网后说:「那时候突然肚子痛,就蹲下去拉囉!」却不知,这坨屎就成为他行窃的「铁证」。物,

喂,
把我的心放进锅裡 〈正文〉


彻夜的安静 微醺著睡意

不断浮现的你

溢出的伤悲 残酷的回味

泛起涟漪的泪

百花争艳的春夜 已经枯黄的花蕊

餐厅名称:特製葱油饼
                    &nbs手的事,做,
满世界乱窜,走到哪儿,身上都免不了有个大号的褡裢,什麽都往裡装。",当然她也不再对他
说"我也是。 请问大家,煮虹吸式咖啡时,何时放粉?
似乎每个吧台师傅方法都不大同,有的用第1种,有的坚持第2种。

1. 水开始往上壶上昇时,立刻放咖啡粉,开始煮。调味:盐、糊椒粉
准备:铝薄纸

1.首先将鱼肚子裡的内脏给清洗乾淨
2.鱼鳞都不用刮掉
3.把蒜头拨好皮,塞入鱼肚中
4.把鱼的二面抹上一层盐
5.再用铝薄纸把鱼给包起来封好
6.用烤箱大火候烤二十分即可
            应 该 是 「 我 超 爱 你 」 四 个 字 才 对 。/>
他涉嫌去年十月偷窃黄姓男子工厂内重达一.五吨钢条原料,剪铁皮不慎割伤流血,警方当然不放过,采得血液检体;他另涉侵入一家工厂,却有閒工夫喝掉价值四千多元的洋酒,这回贪嘴再被采得口水。

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